I’m calling in the Apple shop today. Do they have any interesting toys at the moment that I should play with while I’m there? (I’m just buying a new charging cable.)

lol

@kdfrawg You have pie again!

:( Too much bad news. Lovely photo though.

@kdfrawg I have two, but I don’t think they've ever attempted to breed.

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Gosh, just think what psychological scarring that would leave.

oops.

lol I wonder how I can tell if the one I have is male or female.

@kdfrawg Sometimes you just have to take whatever plusses you can find.

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@kdfrawg Apparently, a few months ago, when things weren’t quite so bad, he kept trying to say something, but my mother couldn’t understand it. Eventually he gave up in frustration and announced perfectly clearly, “I just can’t communicate with you!” Then went back to being unintelligible again.

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