@kdfrawg I could set the sprinkler up.
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@hazardwarning Yes, but it’s just more clutter and would only get used for a day or two every three years.
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@kdfrawg He’d wear the coat quite happily, but just wetting his coat would work equally well, I imagine, if we can convince him…
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@kdfrawg We’re heading into the 80s over the next few days, they say. Might have to try Bembo’s cool coat — or see if we can persuade him to paddle in a washing up bowl.
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@hazardwarning The only problem when we went for an evening walk was having to clear a path through the midges.
@matigo I’ll always be an internet failure, because I don’t care about cake at all.