One time, I was in a theatre and they made their announcement about turning phones off. I complained to my fried about how this useless phone kept turning itself on. It turned out that he had the same model, and his had picked that moment to turn itself on and phone my home number, so when I got back, I found the entire conversation was recorded on my answering machine.

// @lechindianer

2017-02-16T12:23:32Z