Bembo’s personal trainer asked if I’d give him a reference for some organisation he is planning to do some work for. They sent me an email with a spreadsheet attached. So questions like “How many times did you work with the trainer?” have four rows and two columns for the answer. How is that supposed to work? Do random people providing references for dog trainers generally have spreadsheet software handy?

I popped it into BBEdit, cleared all the junk out and sent it back as text.